Dancing In The Moonlight
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Science has shown that it is impossible, given the physical constraints of our universe (barring outlier chaotic effects predicted by some of the more exotic string theories), for one to dance while remaining uptight.
Big ups to DEAFKITTIES for the assist on vox.